1...
Egg joke
If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!
Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day
2....
Sex and riding bike
Once you learn, you never forget how.
If you fall off get right back on.
If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
Remember to signal before you change direction.
Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
3....
Heaven...
A Sunday School teacher poses a question to her students. She asks them, "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body enters Heaven first?" Billy raises his hand and promptly answers...."Hands first, because everytime you pray, you do so with your hands, so I beleive you enter hands first." The Sunday School teacher says, "Okay, good answer." Suzie raises her hand and says...."Feet first, I think you enter Heaven feet first." The teacher ponders this and asks Suzie, "Why do you think feet first?" Suzie replies...."Because I got up the other night and peeked inside Mommy and Daddy’s bedroom, and Mommy was screaming....OH GOD, I’M COMING, I’M COMING!!!!" "If it wasn’t for Daddy holding her down, we would have lost her for sure!"
4....
Awesome family
There was these two twins Named Jenny and Jack.
Neither of them had dates for the prom.
Jenny asked Jack, " Will you go to prom with me? It would just be for fun."
Jack says, " Ew, you’re my sister. That’s gross."
But they ended up going together anyway.
Then Jenny asks Jack, " Dance with me Jack? It would just be for fun."
Jack says, " Ew, that’s disgusting you’re my sister"
But they end up dancing anyway.
After the dance,
Jenny asks Jack, " Will you drive up to Make Out Point? We’d just talk."
Jack says, " Ew. You’re my sister! That’s nasty"
But they go and talk and have a great time.
Jenny then proceeds to get in the car and starts stripping.
Jenny says, " Jack, come and get me!"
Without hesitation Jack throws off his clothes and climbs on top of Jenny.
Jenny says. " Wow, Jack. You’re a lot lighter than dad!!!"
Jack say, " I know. Mom told me that last night!!"
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