Conversations with three fabulous guys and the reason why God hates me
1) Sensitive guy: So you just can't ditch the permit 'cause I say so. I know it's a ton of work and you have no time, but I'm sure you can do it.
Me: Ok, but only because I hero-worship you.
SG: By the way, I'm having an illicitly romantic affair... uh, spending a lot of time with that chick you hate!
Me: &%*&&%#%^
2)Funny guy: So, Cuc Phuong this season is full of ticks and icky stuff like that. But I'm sure you'll be okay, because we provide no medicine WHATSOEVER.
Me: I'm pretending I can't understand your heavy accent right now, just like you're pretending I'm somehow tick-proof.
FG: That's the spirit!
3)Some guy: So, your tests are done?
Me: Yes , but I have to leave town in two days and also I'm sick and I have so much work to do I'll just DIE!
SG: Really? Well, too bad. I was going to ask you out on an outrageously expensive date. I'll just ask that other chick you hate then.
Me: Why do you hate me, God?!