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Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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"Em chưa hiểu lớp 11 địa thứ 2 tới sẽ kiểm tra như thế nào ? "
"Sự dài dòng và khó hiểu trong bài học làm cho chúng ta ngu dần và chết đi ..."
"Sự dài dòng và khó hiểu trong bài học làm cho chúng ta ngu dần và chết đi ..."
Lê Thanh Hoài
(hoaiboo110)
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lớp địa thu 4 đi dá ở san CHU nhá!
8h, da w toan 2
TUAT
8h, da w toan 2
TUAT
Trần Trung Chính
(Trần Trung Chính)
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...oki nếu các pạn cần 
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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) ) ) Tặng anh em truyện này ) ) ) Memo to all students
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't know S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION
PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.
S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.
anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you
are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). For students who are
attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy,
we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have
further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Nguyễn Diệu Linh
(dieulinh1360)
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Sáng T4 tao phải học rồi,ko xem được bọn mày đáLê Thanh Hoài đã viết:
( chán quá(
Đỗ Thu Hương
(angel_lovely192)
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Thứ 4 tao đi off HVD
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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Chậc ... mục tiêu mà tui đề ra là phải câu topic lớp mình lên min là 2500 bài trong tháng 11 này .... vào đây giúp 1 tay thôi mà ....
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Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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Ít ra bài mà tao câu còn có ý nghĩa 1 chút ...
) ) )
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
) ) ) One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
Phạm Xuân Nam
(superchicken)
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ê Minh sao mày kâu bìa bằng truyện làm gì đọc mỏi mắt lắm
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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Chà chà ... cần thì tao dich ra tiếng việt vậy .
Trần Trung Chính
(Trần Trung Chính)
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.... lại 1 biện pháp kâu bài mới của pạn Minh ... chỉ cần copy và paste là có ngay 1 bài dài vãi lúa thiệt là bái phục bái phục =D>
... chỉ cần copy và paste là có ngay 1 bài dài vãi lúa thiệt là bái phục bái phục =D>
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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To cả lớp : không học gì cả , đến kiểm tra," xô cửa xông vào liều mình như chẳng có" thế mà vẫn làm ngon mới sợ chứ.
To chính: trong lúc cả lớp ngồi kiểm tra thì mày ngồi post bài hả thằng kia ? Dã man thế hả trời ???
To chính: trong lúc cả lớp ngồi kiểm tra thì mày ngồi post bài hả thằng kia ? Dã man thế hả trời ???
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
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Na-đi bắt học tổng cộng khoảng chừng 35 trang thôi mà ....
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Đỗ Thu Hương
(angel_lovely192)
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) hôm nay trông dễ wa', mất công hôm wa tao thức đến 3h sáng (
Nguyen Duy Minh
(tommy_vercetty)
New Member
Mk ...
" Minh ... lên trên này ..."
Giá trong câu trên chữ Minh đổi thành chữ Hương có phải hay không?
Em nghi lắm các đồng chí ạ ... đề cho dễ như thế chắc là để cho tất cả bọn đi kiểm vào tuyển địa quá ...
Bọn toán 2 có trên 4000 bài kìa anh em ơi ... mục tiêu là tháng 12 này quyết vượt chúng nó ... bà con đồng ý ko nèo?
" Minh ... lên trên này ..."
Giá trong câu trên chữ Minh đổi thành chữ Hương có phải hay không?
Em nghi lắm các đồng chí ạ ... đề cho dễ như thế chắc là để cho tất cả bọn đi kiểm vào tuyển địa quá ...
Bọn toán 2 có trên 4000 bài kìa anh em ơi ... mục tiêu là tháng 12 này quyết vượt chúng nó ... bà con đồng ý ko nèo?
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