Đặng Vân Hà
(vanhapooh)
New Member
Quoted from one of my friend's blog ~o) <)
..just for fun = 8-X:
You are a wholly Amser, when
1. Your school uniform is nothing like your schoolmates'.
2. You stick the badge on your T-shirt sleeve with tapes or a safety pin.
3. If you go to school in the afternoon session, you know what "đú" means, because that's what you do best.
4. If you go to school in the morning session, you date your books.
4. If you study at Ams secondary school, you don't know anything about other high schools, and you don't care either, because all of your buddies continue their studies at Ams high school.
5. It takes an idiot to score the final grade below 8.0
6. You apply to an overseas scholarship at some point in your Ams career.
7. All of your class participate in the annual HSG contests.
8. Your class size gets smaller throughout the years, because your classmates go abroad to study
9. You eat banh my trung at school, and chè Thái after school.
10. You still play basketball even after your balls get confiscated.
11. You know that good girls go to A1, bad girls go to A2, and pretty girls go to A3. The rest are fugly.
12. You know that boys from lop Toán are horny pigs.
13. You have an HAO account, but you don't bother to post on the forum.
14. At least half of your class end up in FTU, HUT, IIR and overseas universities.
15. You know it's cooler to have your motorcyle kept outside the school.
16. You play a hookie because you are applying for a scholarship, or you are preparing for the HSG contest.
17. You sell báo HHT or show tickets at least once in your Ams life, or you buy from your classmates.
18. You know all of your grades by heart.
19. You think all of your GDCD teachers are ridiculously funny.
20. You know who Quyê'n khi? is.
21. You know you're superior to Tong Hop.
22. You know you're better in social sciences, Literature, languages, dancing, and anything non scientific. In short you're superiorly balanced and well rounded.
23. You know you have the best girls in town.
24. At least one of your friends is the son/daughter of a high rank government official.
25. You have foreign schoolmates.
26. If you're a girl from A1, you can sit on your butt for 5 hours consecutively without peeing.
27. Miss Hong Anh asked you to prove a theorem using 36 methods.
28. A schoolmate of yours later became the Queen of FTU, IIR, or any other university.
29. You hate the school guard Ba('c and his girl favoritism.
30. You don't bother to tell people you're from Ams cuz they might think you're vain.
31. You like to station your squadron in front of the ladies' restroom to tease your mates.
32. You love olympiad training period cause you can abuse that and skip classes to ... play basketball.
33. You're tired of hearing people ask "what is gonna be the paper subject for this year?"
34. No matter which gender/sexuality you have, there's nothing about the boys' and girls' rooms that you don't know.
35. You always wonder what's going on in the teachers' toilet.
36. You know where to find thay Dàn, thay Thái, thay Liêm. Pool!
37. At least one of your classmates is featured in newspaper/ magazines.
38. You think that Giang Vo secondary school sucks, and it should be moved to another campus.
39. You know one person from your class who tops the entrance exam to a university!
40. At the end of the day, you know you're proud of being an Amser! :x :x
..just for fun = 8-X: You are a wholly Amser, when
1. Your school uniform is nothing like your schoolmates'.
2. You stick the badge on your T-shirt sleeve with tapes or a safety pin.
3. If you go to school in the afternoon session, you know what "đú" means, because that's what you do best.
4. If you go to school in the morning session, you date your books.
4. If you study at Ams secondary school, you don't know anything about other high schools, and you don't care either, because all of your buddies continue their studies at Ams high school.
5. It takes an idiot to score the final grade below 8.0
6. You apply to an overseas scholarship at some point in your Ams career.
7. All of your class participate in the annual HSG contests.
8. Your class size gets smaller throughout the years, because your classmates go abroad to study
9. You eat banh my trung at school, and chè Thái after school.
10. You still play basketball even after your balls get confiscated.
11. You know that good girls go to A1, bad girls go to A2, and pretty girls go to A3. The rest are fugly.
12. You know that boys from lop Toán are horny pigs.
13. You have an HAO account, but you don't bother to post on the forum.
14. At least half of your class end up in FTU, HUT, IIR and overseas universities.
15. You know it's cooler to have your motorcyle kept outside the school.
16. You play a hookie because you are applying for a scholarship, or you are preparing for the HSG contest.
17. You sell báo HHT or show tickets at least once in your Ams life, or you buy from your classmates.
18. You know all of your grades by heart.
19. You think all of your GDCD teachers are ridiculously funny.
20. You know who Quyê'n khi? is.
21. You know you're superior to Tong Hop.
22. You know you're better in social sciences, Literature, languages, dancing, and anything non scientific. In short you're superiorly balanced and well rounded.
23. You know you have the best girls in town.
24. At least one of your friends is the son/daughter of a high rank government official.
25. You have foreign schoolmates.
26. If you're a girl from A1, you can sit on your butt for 5 hours consecutively without peeing.
27. Miss Hong Anh asked you to prove a theorem using 36 methods.
28. A schoolmate of yours later became the Queen of FTU, IIR, or any other university.
29. You hate the school guard Ba('c and his girl favoritism.
30. You don't bother to tell people you're from Ams cuz they might think you're vain.
31. You like to station your squadron in front of the ladies' restroom to tease your mates.
32. You love olympiad training period cause you can abuse that and skip classes to ... play basketball.
33. You're tired of hearing people ask "what is gonna be the paper subject for this year?"
34. No matter which gender/sexuality you have, there's nothing about the boys' and girls' rooms that you don't know.
35. You always wonder what's going on in the teachers' toilet.
36. You know where to find thay Dàn, thay Thái, thay Liêm. Pool!
37. At least one of your classmates is featured in newspaper/ magazines.
38. You think that Giang Vo secondary school sucks, and it should be moved to another campus.
39. You know one person from your class who tops the entrance exam to a university!
40. At the end of the day, you know you're proud of being an Amser! :x :x
