[H20] - Hái Hoa :D

[Kiều Trang Nhung (kita)]

Ever Wonder?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
câu bài kiêu này hay dã man

 

[Đào Đức Linh (squallrinoa)]

Văn đâu mà Văn...
thầy Cát biểu mai học tiếp Phèo mà :|

 

[Lại Tuấn Hoàng (chicky)]

Hot wax drippin'
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
and I'm ready, so ready
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
walkin' the street
I got a rag top chevy
now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
when I sit in the seat
cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
cause in the pink she look so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize
YEAH

I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
YEAH

'Cause I'm
Alright
Your momma says I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
and my old lady says I'm
Alright

Whip crackin' floozy
way outta control
she got a new kinda jelly
in her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
but the wrong keyhole
and I'm ready, so ready

I'm a red hot pistol
and I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
make it alright
'cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
it kinda keeps my ass in line
one little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
HONEY

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE
the sun is shinin' every day
ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time
HONEY

But I'm
Alright
my little sister says I'm
Alright
ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
and my old lady know I'm
Alright

I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
Let's put our clothes back on
and by the way girl
What's your name again?

But I'm
Alright
you're daddy says I'm
Alright
and Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
and Joe Perry says I'm
Alright

Pitched my tent
in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
that's callin' my name
she gonna blow my cover
she's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready

I shove my tongue
right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
for twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
your lovin' squeaks
and I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH \:d/ \:d/ \:d/

 

[Võ Hoài Nam (T.P.L[92])]

mấy cái truyện ngắn này sao cứ chán chán í nhỉ :-w

 

[Lại Tuấn Hoàng (chicky)]

của tao là lyric bài hat đấy :">

F.I.N.E [ aerosmith ]

 

[Võ Hoài Nam (T.P.L[92])]

=))
tao đang nói mấy cái truyện ngắn phèo kia kìa =))
lyric nhìn cái biết ngay
chú tưởng mình ~:> à :-w

 

[Kiều Trang Nhung (kita)]

=))
tao đang nói mấy cái truyện ngắn phèo kia kìa =))
lyric nhìn cái biết ngay
chú tưởng mình ~:> à :-w

ko dọc dc thì tất nhiên là chán roài 8-}
at least it's better than someone's goddamn borỉn' str

 

[Kiều Trang Nhung (kita)]

Hot wax drippin'
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
and I'm ready, so ready
Lip smackin' paddy wackin'
walkin' the street
I got a rag top chevy
now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
when I sit in the seat
cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
cause in the pink she look so fine
She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize
YEAH

I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
YEAH

'Cause I'm
Alright
Your momma says I'm
Alright
Your daddy says I'm
Alright
and my old lady says I'm
Alright

Whip crackin' floozy
way outta control
she got a new kinda jelly
in her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
but the wrong keyhole
and I'm ready, so ready

I'm a red hot pistol
and I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
make it alright
'cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
it kinda keeps my ass in line
one little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
HONEY

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE
the sun is shinin' every day
ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time
HONEY

But I'm
Alright
my little sister says I'm
Alright
ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
and my old lady know I'm
Alright

I feel like I'm hung up on the line
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime
Everything about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
Let's put our clothes back on
and by the way girl
What's your name again?

But I'm
Alright
you're daddy says I'm
Alright
and Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
and Joe Perry says I'm
Alright

Pitched my tent
in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
that's callin' my name
she gonna blow my cover
she's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready

I shove my tongue
right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
for twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
your lovin' squeaks
and I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH \:d/ \:d/ \:d/

still not gettin' F.I.N.E
N it's NOT ALRITE

 

[Lại Tuấn Hoàng (chicky)]

:-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-< :-<

 

[Võ Hoài Nam (T.P.L[92])]

spam vkl
mk

 

[Nguyễn Ngọc Hưng (Ngọc_Hưng)]

*** up ảnh nữa up lên toàn những câu bình luận hãm ***

 

[Lại Tuấn Hoàng (chicky)]

có chuyện gì mà ức chế thế :| :-? / , thằng ml

 

[Vũ Trung Kiên (pacha)]

Tớ đang cần toàn bộ tất cả các đoạn phim hay bức ảnh hôm 8/3 hoặc các bứ ảnh vui của lớp mình. Ai có thì bảo tớ nhé( làm đĩa đấy : 50k VND/1 đĩa)

 

[Chu Mạnh Toàn (cmtoan91)]

Úi giời , bạn Hưng dỗi rồi kìa.Các bạn ra dỗ bạn í đi.=))

 

[Nguyễn Châu Giang (kuka199x)]

Đĩa gì thế ? sao lại có vụ làm đĩa à ? 50k cơ à :-<

 

[Hà Ngọc Bảo (Well)]

50k ??? chặt thế :-w

 

[Lê Thùy Dương (babyface1402)]

ai cần hôm 8/3 đưa u sờ bờ 2 GB đây tớ cop cho
Nhưng nói trc nhà tớ nhiều virus lắm nhá) nếu có đưa thì nhớ symantec cho đầy đủ ko thì như máy nhà Hà Link thì chết:-s

 

[Lại Tuấn Hoàng (chicky)]

sao nhiều = nhà tôi 8-|

 

[Nguyễn Mai Hà Linh (mylink)]

) symantec cháu scan nó còn ko phát hiện ra virus cơ )
trong khi bkav thì nhận diện đc virus và xoen xoét là deleted xong mở ra vẫn có )
nếu ko động vào những file lạ thì ko sao đâu
tại hôm ấy cháu tí toáy mở nên mới thế

 

[Kiều Trang Nhung (kita)]

uhm nói thế thôi but vào mấy web tải nhạc với games về thỉnh thoảng vẫn dính vius