topic chán thế,từ hôm qua đến nay mới 1 người, đọc cái này cho đỡ buồn ngủ
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say u love me! Say u love me!
BOY : u love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will u give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people r the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me n we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't u ever want to improve??
BOY : I love u n I could die for u!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for u!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY:I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : u remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because u make me sick.
WIFE:u tell a man something, it goes in one ear n comes out of the other.
HUSBAND:u tell a woman something:It goes in both ears n comes out of the mouth.
MARY:John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think u're pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : "...n are u sure u love me n no one else ?"
Boyfriend:"Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2)Teacher:"Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "y?"
Pupil:"The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
3) Teacher:"What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would u like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam:"Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "u just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do u say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
11)Teacher:" Can anybody give n example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother n Father got married on the same day n at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do u know y his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Ah Lo: It's night already! You don't need to dress like a man. All you need to do is wash off all of your make-up and then they won't rape you because you're ugly and old.
Ah Yat: You don't need to dress up like a man or wear a mustache either. Just take off your shirt, go outside, and people will automatically know if you're a man or a woman
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