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l. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run
the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run
the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they
should run the country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run
the country, but they don't really understand the
Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog
statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't
mind running the country if they could spare the time and
if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
run the country, and they did a far superior job of it,
thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
sure who's running the country and don't really care as
long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
running the country either as long as they do something
really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but
whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There
are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped
minority feministic atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy - as long as they
are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country but need the baseball scores.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line
at the grocery.
l. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run
the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run
the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they
should run the country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run
the country, but they don't really understand the
Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog
statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't
mind running the country if they could spare the time and
if they didn't have to leave LA to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to
run the country, and they did a far superior job of it,
thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too
sure who's running the country and don't really care as
long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's
running the country either as long as they do something
really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't
sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but
whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There
are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped
minority feministic atheist dwarfs who also happen to be
illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy - as long as they
are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country but need the baseball scores.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line
at the grocery.