Tran Hai Nam
(BananaRepublic)
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A sixteen-year-old virgin girl went for confession. "Father, forgive me for I have sinned. I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.
"Because, Father, he touched my arm without permission."
"Do you mean like this?' He touches her arm.
"Yes, Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he also touched my breasts."
"You mean like this?" He touches her breasts. "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But, Father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes, Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this?" He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Yes, Father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he has AIDS".
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!"
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.
"Because, Father, he touched my arm without permission."
"Do you mean like this?' He touches her arm.
"Yes, Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he also touched my breasts."
"You mean like this?" He touches her breasts. "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But, Father, he took off my clothes."
"Like this?" He takes off her clothes.
"Yes, Father."
"That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
"Like this?" He puts his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
"Yes, Father," she says sometime later.
"But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
"But Father, he has AIDS".
"THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!"
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