Think tat study will bring u back money? I'll prove u wrong ;;)

[Võ Quỳnh Anh (Mit)]

Axiom1 : Power is knowledge
Axiom2: Time is money $-)

But Power= Work/ Time
=> Knowledge= Work/ Money
=> The more knowledge u gain, the less money u get :biggrin:


What do u think? Wats the point of studyin? U'll be rich anw >-
Got sth lyk these equations above? Share wit us ;!!!

 

[Trần Phương My (pucca0love)]

man and woman

:x These are different equations about Man and Woman... I think they are so true...) ...Enjoy!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS​

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Smart man + smart woman = romance​

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Smart man + dumb woman = affair​

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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage​

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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy​

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC​

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Smart boss + smart employee = profit​

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Smart boss + dumb employee = production​

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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion​

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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime​

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[Võ Quỳnh Anh (Mit)]

Hí hí, I like your equations, My. They all sound true to me )

Ok, here is another proof:

First we state that:
Girls= Time x Money
And as we all know:
Time= Money
Therefore:
Girls= Money x Money = Money²
And because money is the root of all evil:
Money= √Evil
Therefore:
Girls= (√Evil)²
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls= Evil



Has anyone seen the proof which shows "guys are jerks"? :biggrin: J/k

 

[Trương Mạnh Quân (Snaderion)]

They are similar to this

 

[Nguyễn Tô Hồng Kông (Hồng Kông)]

I've something too
We all know that:
No one is perfect. (No one = perfect)
We're no one, rite? (We = no one)
Therefore, we are perfect (We = perfect) >-

 

[Trần Thị Thanh Bình (Tran Thi Thanh Binh)]

I've something too
We all know that:
No one is perfect. (No one = perfect)
We're no one, rite? (We = no one)
Therefore, we are perfect (We = perfect) >-

Oh that is interesting,Kông.Do you think it by yourself???

 

[Nguyễn Thu Vân (Nessa Moore)]

Interesting. It's like giving the wrong answer though u cant find any mistake with the math u've done.

 

[Hoàng Thế Đức (Darkchocobo)]

The first one, very true . But I've found a problem...not funny at all, BUT a problem.
Time = money, but in this situation, I think it will be perfectly fine this way, the more knowledge you get, the less time you spend, doesnt mean the less money you earn
The second trick:
just a great way of using multiple meaning word "rood", in the way of math and by the mean of basic cause of idea
The last trick:
first "no one" = not any person
second "no one" = not single person ( "we" is plural)
How does that sound
BTW, I dont have any idea about that kind of romance =))

 

[Trần Thị Hà Khanh (ki joo)]

interesting
i like the third one