SoMe FuNnY sH**...wAnNa ShArE..

Quý Nguyễn
(Gangstah_in_love)

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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Milo" or "Ki". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

wat izzzz it....
 
Anh viết bài này đấy hả? Em có thể đăng lên E-HAO cho phần Fun Corner được không? ^_^
 
mấy bác chơi ác quá !
chẳng biết đường nào mà lần !
 
To Mai: Fasho...go ahead...
to whoever cant understand it...go translate and understand it yoself aight...
Late.
 
QUÍ GỬI MAIL CHO BẠN CHI MAI NHÉ, ĐÂY KHÔNG PHẢI LÀ SÂN SAU VƯỜN NHÀ BỌN ẤY, KHÔNG BIT THẾ NÀO LÀ LỊCH SỰ À. MOD LOCK TOPIC NÀY ĐÊ, CỨ HÈ NHAU LÀ CHẾT DẦN CHẾT MÒN RỒI LẬP CÁI TOPIC ĐIÊN KHÙNG NÀY. NẾU KHÔNG BẠN VÀO ANH1 UI... MÀ POST BÀI
 
hey Vinhnam....uhm...wtfs wrong wiff u man? how come u got problem with mah topic? did anyone say dat members can only post in vietnamese? and...wanna let u know dat i dont even know who chi mai is aight...so just stay away from mah topic....by the way mah names Quy...not Qui...aight...late.
 
cái này là topic chung, ko phải topic riêng bạn Nam ạ:)

@Quý Nguyễn: Nếu có thể làm ơn sử dụng Tiếng Việt, đây là diễn đàn chung, còn nếu muốn dùng Tiếng Anh, mời bạn sang English club, thanks:)
 
Nhưng cũng hay đấy chứ!
Có gì đâu mà chết với chả sống mòn?:-O
 
Quý Nguyễn : Mình nghĩ nếu bạn viết bài này ở EC sẽ được hưởng ứng lém :p
:)) very humourous , gửi sang EC cho mọi người cùng đọc đi bạn :p
 
uh, mà topic này liên quan gì đến việc chết mòn sống mòn gì đâu nhỉ?
 
Dis aint funny....wat izzzzz it....

>Love Means:
>.A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road..

>Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
>Guy: No this is fun.
>Girl: No its not. Please, its 2 scary!
>Guy: Then tell me u love me.
>Girl: Fine, I love u. Slow down!
>Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
>*Girl hugs him*
>Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me.
>In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
>2 ppl were on it but only 1 survived.
>The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realizd that his breaks broke, but he didn't want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he.....had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Think of everyone you love, the ones who know you love them and the ones who don't.....For you see, no one really knows what tommorow holds in store for you. You might not live to see the next day....And sometimes you have to tell someone something, but run out of time
>
>to do so....So take five minutes out of your time to tell someone you love them because you really never know if this is the last day of your life....
 
you can get in to 0205 how cant you get into EC , i wonder !
 
@ Vinh Nam: sao ay lai bao ban Quy la "vao Anh1 uiii ma post bai"? Ma lai con ngay sau khi ay keu ca ve cai topic nay cua ban Quy nua chu? Lieu to co the hieu la ay cho rang nhung bai kem fam chat chi nen post vao topic lop to???
@ Quy: Anyway, the story posesses a fine sense of humor, can I put it in my school's journal?;)
 
Of course the dog! The car crash doesn't have "a fine sense of hunor" dear, it's kinda emotional. But I like it 2.
 
Nguyễn Bảo Anh Thư đã viết:
@ Vinh Nam: sao ay lai bao ban Quy la "vao Anh1 uiii ma post bai"? Ma lai con ngay sau khi ay keu ca ve cai topic nay cua ban Quy nua chu? Lieu to co the hieu la ay cho rang nhung bai kem fam chat chi nen post vao topic lop to???

.. ôi .. chị BT nghĩ sâu sa quá ... :eek: ... em nghĩ là anh VN chỉ định bảo anh Quý là nếu muốn viết tiếng ANh thì nên viết cho các bạn chuyên Anh .. :D ..


.mở topic ra thấy 1 loạt tiếng Anh ... bức xúc thật đấy ... :D :)
 
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