[S]English dirty jokes

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Santa Clause

Santa comes down the chimney and a blonde is standing there and says
-oh santa...santa... please stay...
and he says:
- gotta go, gotta go, got to deliver toys to good little boys and girls...
Then she takes off her shirt and says
-will you stay now?
he says:
-no gotta go gotta go, got to deliver toys to good little boys and girls.
Then she takes off every thing and she says:
-now will you stay?
and he says:
-gotta stay gotta stay can't go up the chimney with my d*** this way.
 
Một chàng pháo tay cho ông già noel nào =D>
 
Santa Clause

Santa comes down the chimney and a blonde is standing there and says
-oh santa...santa... please stay...
and he says:
- gotta go, gotta go, got to deliver toys to good little boys and girls...
Then she takes off her shirt and says
-will you stay now?
he says:
-no gotta go gotta go, got to deliver toys to good little boys and girls.
Then she takes off every thing and she says:
-now will you stay?
and he says:
-gotta stay gotta stay can't go up the chimney with my d*** this way.
Nhấn để mở rộng...

this way??
which direction ?????????????
 
Santa Clause xuống nhà mày thì d*** xẹp đến mức minimum
 
2 hoàng: "this way" means "like this", not refering to directions
 
Dạo này nhiều English Jokes hay phết, có S nhưng cũng được. :))
 
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