Once upon a time, there was a brave hero(yeah, I mean hero) named Vũ Đàm Linh living with a fat Popo in a small cottage near the king's castle. On a cool summer day, Linh decided to take Popo for a hunting trip to celebrate their new "câu bài" strategy.On the way to the forest, they met a boy named Hungy, who was weeping because the Little Red Wolf Riding Hood had eaten his girlfriend...."That's unacceptable!", said Linh. "Come on Popo, we must help him!". Popo said, "Yeah, but how? The wolf had eaten her!"."Now we could have achance to be his girl friends.""Linh, don't be silly, you are a man."
Cried out loud the fire dancers, jumping off the bush. A hand held high and every dancers became silence. The Vinhu, king of them appeared in only trousers.Vinhu yelled at them "Dummies, that thing's called malo(cái khố)" and he started dancing around them, burned down all their clothes. Vinhu didn't even take a look and left. Now Linh and popo stood in the wood, naked in front of Hungy.Popo had no clothes on, lucky him. But Linh quickly grabbed 3 big leaves and covered herself. Before Hungy could look at her, Linh pulled out her sword, poked Hungy's eyes out and threw them to Popo to eat. On Hungy face, blood and tear shed together.
And suddenly, all of them heard the voice:"What's happening here? Who allowed you to do that here?... Immediately Giải tán... hehe - Mr MTH suddenly appeared and shouted.
Linh said:"Ok, that was cruel. We can start again".With her bloody sword, Linh slitted MTH's throat. He just could make the sound :"Ặc ặc...., Tống Tuấn.. trả thù cho anh" in his Vietnames mother tongue.
TT jumped into Linh and they fighted. Linh won easily with his sword. He cut TT's head out of his neck and decided to kill Popo to hide his evil acts. He chopped Popo into five pieces and threw into the To Lich river.
THE END.
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