questions and answers

Trần Minh Hà
(little-flame)

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Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife

Q: Why are men and parking places alike?
A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disable

Q: Why is this so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have BOYFRIEND

Q: What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Q: What should you do if you see your bad husband rolling around in blood on the ground?
A: Shoot him again!

Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants ONE man to satisfy her EVERY need. A man wants EVERY woman to satisfy his ONE need.
 
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To me... women have WO but men don't!!! That's the most suitable answer for the last question :D
 
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