So, as if the last two days couldn't have sucked more, I just found out that one of my ex-boyfriends (typically The-One-That-Got-Away, not The-One-I-Faked-My-Own-Death-To-Get-Away-From) got a new gf, who is a/hotter than me and b/a complete b*tch (which for me is nothing new).
Then this happened:
:

hone rings::
Me: Hello?
Ghost: It's me!
Me: HI!!! *hearts* Calling to wish me good luck?
Ghost: Actually, no. Just calling to tell you my family's moving to Germany.
Me: But...but...why? 0_o
Ghost: Who knows?
Me: The food is terrible, and the weather there is like, cold!
Ghost: Yeah, but the guys are real hot though.
Me: True...
::silence::
Me: Say, why don't you love me?
Ghost: Do you have a penis?
Me: No...
Ghost: Then that's why!
Me: ::grumblegrumblebastardcanigrowonegrumble:: -_-
Ghost: So... wanna go out later and talk about how cool I am and how my boyfriend-of-the-day clearly sucks?
Me: OK!!! *^^* ::dances happily::
Obviously, I am pathetic. Of all my demon spirits... >_<