Little Johnny

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button up
She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.
Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

 

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
"Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed."
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

 

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter "PENIS." Without blinking or saying a word she entered the password. She almost died laughing at the computer's response :
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH.

 

[Nguyễn Đăng Linh (haruglory)]

| Ngáp |

 

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

Má ơi! Sao cứ ám anh mãi thế em.

 

[Nguyễn Đăng Linh (haruglory)]

Em có ám đâu, em thấy buồn ngủ thì em ngáp thôi mờ

 

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

Nhưng tại sao em cứ lựa ngay cai thread của anh mà ngáp hoài thế? Em làm anh cũng muốn ngáp theo đây này

 

[Nguyễn Đăng Linh (haruglory)]

Hơ, bây h vào VC chủ yếu toàn thấy tọp pích của anh thôi đấy chứ /

 

[Võ Thanh Trọng Nhân (BabyDino)]

Uh, ấy vậy mà vẫn ko có đến 1 que điểm chất lượng cắm dùi đấy em ạ