Johnny's back! Back again....

[Tran Hai Nam (BananaRepublic)]

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:

"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare."

Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:

"Hark! A pigeon shit! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"

 

[Tran Hai Nam (BananaRepublic)]

Little Johnny and Suzie were playing on the porch, when the little girl asked, "Hey, do you wanna get undressed and play Doctor?"

Little Johnny replied, "That's too old fashioned... spit out your gum and let's play President!"
:mrgreen: :lol:

 

[Đinh Tường Lan (motminh)]

Có ai tốt bụng dịch giùm?

 

[Hoàng Thanh Sơn (James Bond)]

Có ai tốt bụng dịch giùm?

bạn Tlan ko câu bài nhé. Chịu khó tra từ điển đi

 

[Đinh Tường Lan (motminh)]

Trời đất! :shock: Tra cả đống kia í hả? 8-}

 

[Hoàng Thanh Sơn (James Bond)]

Uh, có ngày trồng cây mới có ngày hái quả mà. Đọc truyện cười "thể loại" này phải thế mới hay!

 

[Vũ Minh Hà (skull)]

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