Condom Store

[Lương Quốc Tâm (Luong Tam)]

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don’t know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says, "I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.
She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

 

[Lương Quốc Tâm (Luong Tam)]

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace.Little Johnny found this so exciting that
he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his
mother,
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt
Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." !

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.

Johnny started his story,

"I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral of this Story:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

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A little boy was sitting on the curb crying and an old man who was passing by came over to him. “What’s the matter, little boy?” he asked. “Why are you crying?”
The little boy said, “I’m crying because I can’t do what the big boys do.”
The old man sat down on the curb and cried too.

 

[Nguyễn Minh Hiền (talawas)]

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane
and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill
used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral of this Story:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.

Dã man ......