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1:22pm @_@ toàn quả đất hình tròn @_@ mỗi mình người ngoài chả quen biết ai :((
 
dạo này ko onl...chả cập nhập thông tin gì...chả hỉu mọi người làm cái gì! :-??
 
tán phét ấy mà, cú thì cũng có thể tán phét chứ :-" :))
 
10:48 hehe, tán phét tiếp nào :-"
đồng chí Hưng cứ chịu khó du ngoạn đó đây là quen biết nhanh thôi ý mà :-"
 
ui Cú đâu hết rồi :D hôm nay em mới phát hiện ra là trên cái trang 24h j j đó có mấy cái quảng cáo hay ho phết các anh chị/bạn/em ạ :))
tớ ko hay lên mấy cái trang ấy lắm nên ko biết :D

đây là box mà mình tự do câu bài nhất :)) hê hê hê.. >:)

HA vào blog huynh đừng có mang cái chuyện đi Fr ra nhé :-w huynh muốn bí mật với một số người ;)
 
12:51 AM : tối nay tự dưng phải thức làm bài @_@ đọc sách nữa. Điên cuồng @_@ lâu lắm rồi mới phải thức học kiểu này. Có nhiều cái phải nghiên cứu quá @_@
ước gì sang năm mình đổi được hiện đang ở từ VN sang SG hoặc KR hoặc US hoặc GB hoặc AU nhỉ :)) chỉ sợ bị đổi từ VN --> JL = jail hoặc là MH = mental hospital thì vui lắm =))
ai rỗi thì vào đọc dàn ý cho câu truyện triết lý mình viết cái ;))
link blog trong chữ "no comment" ở dưới ý ;))
 
22h05 đi chơi về :">
ngồi học bài thôi, mai kt 2 môn :-"
vui quá, hôm nay anh spider Kiên viết truyện tặng mình :x
em Hùng béo nu béo núc cố lên, đi đó đi đây nào \:d/
 
1:35 PM - không đúng giờ lắm :)) kệ
:(( comment như thế này thì khác nào bảo đi tự sát luôn đi cho nhanh :((
790 even in writing and critical reading? Jesus Christ! But if 790 in SAT II Math and Chem then you're too bad.
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cái truyện kia em viết chơi thôi :)) cho làm essay để apply chắc là bị 8-} hoặc cũng có thể là ý hay =))
mà sao chả ai hiểu ý em viết gì cả :-< viết về ý nghĩa của lao động, cuộc sống và tiền bạc, thế mà mọi người toàn nghĩ đi đâu ý :((
 
:-" sao lúc nào em cũng bù lu bù loa lên thế nhỉ :|
 
2:04 :( buồn :( đang bị shock tâm lý :(
có cái này vui vui, mọi người đọc chơi :
We believe that all the main physics principles can be explained away by the existence of tiny gnomes.

Electricity:
Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny gnomes 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the gnomes in a plug socket tell the gnomes in the wire, who eventually tell the gnomes in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

Computers:
Computers are run by tiny gnomes. They do all the work sat at tiny desks inside your PC. When you turn it off they can all go home and have a rest before they are needed again. The screen is in fact an arrangement of gnomes wearing different colour hats.

Atoms:
Atoms are infact miniscule gnomes, all holding hands and feet etc together to form an intricate web from which nearly everything in this universe is comprised of. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel gnome is catapaulted by his freinds from their structure. Should this gnome come into contact with the gnomes from our body, he will offer them beer, thus making the local area benign or 'cancerous'.

States:
A solid is a closely compacted arrangement of gnomes, all holding hands, hats and legs. Heating (see Energy) causes the gnomes to becoming exited (or 'tickled'). This means they start to lose a grip on their neighbours; thus becoming a liquid. When the gnomes become tickled 'pink' they just can no longer hold on and float away (in groups upwards of one) becoming a 'Gas'.

Gravity:
As we are all well aware gnomes like the ground. They all strive to be in the ground, and this is where the basic theory for gravity comes from. Gnomes throw tiny (obviously unseen to the human eye) ropes to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks allowing the gnomes to pull themsleves towards the ground. There is minimal gravity away from bodies (e.g. in space) because very few gnomes have long enough ropes. All bodies have a gravitional attraction to each other because gnomes are sociable creatures and enjoy large gatherings.

Light:
If you think about it, its quite obvious really. The gnomes that make up our eyes can see what colour other gnomes making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five gnomes in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain gnomes what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when infact it is all gnomes.

Anti-matter:
Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil gnomes. These make up anti-matter. Done.

Energy:
All types of energy are trasferred through gnomes. Heat is just gnomes rubbing other gnomes. Potential energy is when gnomes dont want to be seperated (see 'Gravity'). Kinetic energy is the movement of gnomes. Energy is allways conserved so fundamental gnomes (see below) are only ever transfered and never made or destroyed.

Gnomes:
So what are gnomes made up of themselves? They are surely not fundamental? They are comprised of billions of even smaller gnomes. These smaller gnomes are known as 'Super-gnomes'. Super-gnomes are made up of billions of even smaller gnomes known as 'Hyper-Gnomes'. Hyper-gnomes are the fundamental building block of everything.


Now that we have covered the basics of gnome theory we are going to discuss and 'explain away' certain physical phenomena.

Aurora Borealis/Australis (Northern/Southern Lights):
Having seen the principles concerning light in gnome theory this northern spectacle can now be explained. Gnomes become blind when they stay too long with the gnomes in the sun (because their clothing is really bright). They thus tend to get lost when the sun gnomes let go of them. Some of these blind gnomes accidently attach their ropes to earth, and are thus pulled towards it (see Gravity). When they reach the gnomes in the upper 'atmosphere' of the earth they realise that they're not the only gnomes in the universe and so have a tiny party/celebration. During this festive time the gatherings round the north and south of the earth have access to changes of clothes (e.g. from Santa). They take advantage of this wardrobe and the changing of clothes makes us perceive a colourful oscillating light in the sky.

Mobile Phones:
'Scientists' may try and fool you with talk of 'waves', but please dont believe these distacting and frankly stupid theories. Mobile phones are built (by gnomes) to incorporate a gnome catapault. These devices are worked by gnomes in your mobile phone (which coincidently is made up of gnomes) to fire their gnome freinds upwards when you place a call. The gnomes are fired into space where they land on 'satellites' (also made of gnomes). The gnome satillites then catapault seperate gnomes to the mobile you are trying to contact (if you are attempting to 'connect' with a land line the gnomes are fired at a landing station where they run and hi-five down wires to the other phone reciever). When the gnomes reach the reciever you are connecting with there is an exchange of messages, hi-fives and presents (the unwrapping is the crackle you hear). More catapaulting occurs back to the satilite and then to your phone. This process continues so that what you say is 'transmitted' to the other phone and vice-versa (the process is VERY quick, as these gnomes travel at the speed of light-gnomes). A call 'breaks up' or has no 'signal' when the presents exchanged are so good the gnomes dont bother coming back, but just sit and play.

Food:
Gnomes make up everything, including food. When we eat, say, a sandwich the gnomes making up the sandwich are digested and travel to our stomach. The stomach gnomes are so pleased to see other gnomes that a party soon gets underway (when you eat too quickly the party gets out of hand very quickly thus causing indigestion). The party is of course a wild affair, and the beer flows free while the gnomes party hard. The morning after (which in human time is only like 4-6 hours) the clean up begins. The stomach gnomes collect up the rubbish in bin bags. Intestine gnomes (the bin-men of the human body) collect up these bags and take them through the intestine to the... well im sure you can guess. The bum gnomes then drop these bags of rubbish out of the body (known as a landfill). Different varieties of foods are of course different nationalities of gnomes. Spicy food are Asian gnomes. These gnomes party particularly hard and thus the morning after is particularly bad. They also like to smoke, which is why humans feel 'gaseous effects' after a rather spicy meal.

Gnome food:
Gnomes also need to eat and drink and it can be easily extrapolated from gnomes theory how this occurs. The gnome digestion process occurs as described above but their food is made up of super-gnomes, who party in their stomachs. Of course, super-gnomes are also hungry entities and eat food made up of hyper-gnomes. Due to the fact thay hyper-gnomes are fundamental and can't be broken down into anything smaller they do not need to eat or drink.

Alcohol:
As all things are made of gnomes, it follows that even alcohol is made of gnomes. These are without doubt the rowdiest of all gnomes (except anti-gnomes). Alcohol gnomes divide into several groups. The first type look kindly and loving (which they indeed are) but have a stupendous sense of humour and love to play practical jokes. They will quickly travel to the brain gnomes upon arrival in the body and will wreak havoc with the head region; taking other gnomes clothes while they are in the shower, throwing eggs at nearby gnomes and the like. This causes the brain gnomes to become distracted, so the body doesnt work as efficiently as normal running. The senses become distorted (e.g. vision) and the human seems to think they are invincible, and the other sex is more attractive. Wine is mostly made up of these gnomes and Females are particularly succeptable to this type. The next type are Beer (subdivided into Ale and lager subspecies) gnomes. These gnomes produce similar effets to the wine gnomes (especially if mixed - gnomes love to party) but through different methods. These gnomes (instead of being fun loving) are dangerous and enjoy getting in fights. They will provoke and cause violence against the gnomes in your brain, and swear loudly. They will push over desks and generally cause havoc. This is again why your senses become distorted etc. The last type of alcahol gnomes are 'spirit' gnomes (who are NOT supernatural). These type of gnomes are really sneaky and cunning. They can very quickly (for they are quite strong and obviously quick) infiltrate the gnome office of the brain and begin to sneakily alter the brain gnomes work. They will send fake emails (to the amusmant of the wine gnomes), cause brain gnomes to work on useless tasks and generally ensure the brain gnomes cannot do there job. These again cause ill effects to your bodies ability to work (normally).
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9:37 pm ;)) cái bên TLNT :)) buồn cười quá =)) công nhận là càng lúc càng chết vì cười
 
11:34AM - chưa biết :D tôi có 1m77 :D
còn 1 tháng rưỡi nữa là mình và các "chị" 0407 bằng tuổi nhau :)) hahaha :))
 
Hùng sinh đầu năm à?;;)
Hay nhỉ?:D
Huynh nhá: lâu không thèm vào blog của muội
dỗi rồi :-<
bây giờ là 14:55, chưa được ăn trưa :-<
 
ơ huynh đây..:(( mấy hôm nay mạng nhà huynh như điên í:((chập chập..
may bây h đang lên mạng chùa :)) hehe sướng quá :)) tự nhiên có nhà thằng lào nó để wireless ..hí hí ;)) đây huynh lên blog của mụi đây ...>:)

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mụi viết cái gì mà nhiều thế?? hic..muội up hộ huynh mấy cái ảnh muội ở đấy xem nào..hic..huynh sợ đọc văn thơ lắm òi :-"
 
@_@ 2:11 AM : lâu rồi mới thức muộn thế này :)) cuối cùng cũng xong được cái trò Legacy of Kain rồi =)) mỏi hết cả tay =))
 
còn chị thì đêm nào cũng thức :| chả hiểu tại sao..toàn thức để học mấy cái mớ tiếng rất chi là mệt óc :|
 
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