Nguyễn Đăng Linh
(haruglory)
Điều hành viên
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see
your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that youget all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Employees who don't take there S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) those who fail to take
D.E.E.P, S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full
of S.H.I.T. you my be interested in job training others. We can add
your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING, (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.) thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not recieve your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see
your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list, and they are especially skilled at seeing that youget all the S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Employees who don't take there S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) those who fail to take
D.E.E.P, S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full
of S.H.I.T. you my be interested in job training others. We can add
your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.)
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING, (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.) thank you.
BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING. (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
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