Lê Nguyễn Ngọc Tâm
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Đây là một đoạn văn rất "lạ" trong tiếng Anh, bạn có biết là tại sao không? Bản thân trong bài có chứa một số gợi ý giúp bạn tìm ra sự lạ đó. Chúc các bạn thành công 
To whom it may look into this,
This is highly difficult to put into writing (vulgarly put, it was a pain on my @ss. Good pain though, I must admit). I wish that you wouldn’t know what is so abnormal about this paragraph until it almost stops. If you truly don’t, I am an idol of many, who I won’t say for now. Passing through parts of this, you might think its wording is plain awkward and hard to absorb, or possibly stupid, just not a good way to say things (that’s a hasty conclusion, you will know why soon). This is too hard, if you know what I am trying to do (sighhh, why am I doing this anyway? Just a curious idiot that I am). It took about an hour and a half just to finish this much. You might think that I am not smart or familiar with various ways to talk in Britain . In fact, contrarily, following finishing high-school in my country, I was studying in a fairly high-ranking U.S. national school for four autumns, or springs. It’s up to you how you want to say such thought. I can’t control YOUR way of doing things, can I? Back to our main topic, just so you know, I didn’t drop out; thus you can say that I was taught as much as an Australian adult. I am still proud of it, which I shouldn’t brag about, millions did it too.
You found out what is so unusual about all of this? If you didn’t, this following hint may assist you (blurrily, I should add): don’t think about grammar or vocabulary, focus on wording; in particular, study, think about odd words. Oh, think Hangman too (I know that childish joy is still living in all of us). You did? Congratulation. (Hurray, all of my hard work is not for nothing. I am practically kissing my own hands). This is a fun thing to do, isn’t? Try to do similar thing and show it to us. Proud to say it aloud. It's good training.
Goodbye to you all now. Oops, that first word of this row won’t fit in. (I know, I know, I knowingly did that, I didn’t slip. I just think that it won't satify you without an obvious indication such as that, wouldn't you concur?)
FYI: this is my original work, not a copy of anything.
To whom it may look into this,
This is highly difficult to put into writing (vulgarly put, it was a pain on my @ss. Good pain though, I must admit). I wish that you wouldn’t know what is so abnormal about this paragraph until it almost stops. If you truly don’t, I am an idol of many, who I won’t say for now. Passing through parts of this, you might think its wording is plain awkward and hard to absorb, or possibly stupid, just not a good way to say things (that’s a hasty conclusion, you will know why soon). This is too hard, if you know what I am trying to do (sighhh, why am I doing this anyway? Just a curious idiot that I am). It took about an hour and a half just to finish this much. You might think that I am not smart or familiar with various ways to talk in Britain . In fact, contrarily, following finishing high-school in my country, I was studying in a fairly high-ranking U.S. national school for four autumns, or springs. It’s up to you how you want to say such thought. I can’t control YOUR way of doing things, can I? Back to our main topic, just so you know, I didn’t drop out; thus you can say that I was taught as much as an Australian adult. I am still proud of it, which I shouldn’t brag about, millions did it too.
You found out what is so unusual about all of this? If you didn’t, this following hint may assist you (blurrily, I should add): don’t think about grammar or vocabulary, focus on wording; in particular, study, think about odd words. Oh, think Hangman too (I know that childish joy is still living in all of us). You did? Congratulation. (Hurray, all of my hard work is not for nothing. I am practically kissing my own hands). This is a fun thing to do, isn’t? Try to do similar thing and show it to us. Proud to say it aloud. It's good training.
Goodbye to you all now. Oops, that first word of this row won’t fit in
. (I know, I know, I knowingly did that, I didn’t slip. I just think that it won't satify you without an obvious indication such as that, wouldn't you concur?)FYI: this is my original work, not a copy of anything.
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