Valentine's Story

[Đỗ Minh Hà (Do Minh Ha)]

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said..no. :-s
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever..and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave, would he cry? and once again he
replied with a no.
She had heard enough!
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm
and said... "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you
forever, I NEED to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked
away.. I'd die........ Happy Valentine'sss! @};-

 

[Trần Chí Trung (tct)]

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN IN VALENTINE DAY

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.

 

[Đỗ Minh Hà (Do Minh Ha)]

Trung dien,
Chac day la danh sach nhung chien tich may bi cac em tu choi,phai khong?
Kho than thang be!
The nam nay em vo ho cua may co gui cho may message nao te hon nua khong? Cu post len day,dang nao anh em cha thong cam cho may!Hehehe.