top 5 random reasons to love a girl (instead)

Nguyễn Diệu Hương
(dieuhautotbung)

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1. She cares (about your hair)
2. Being a bitch is part of her charm. (yup, girls' anger is cute)
3. She knows how to cry (when she has to)
4. A girl can't be boring. (If you find a girl plain, double-check your brain!)
5. Even though she can't sing, a female voice is less worse than that of a guy.

b-) :> ;)

hehe, I just came up with this and hope no one would be offended :p
 
Just one

My kids need a mother
 
Given today's Valentine's day, I'm posting this here just for the heckovit.

Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of t heir souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
-unknown author

Happy Valentine everyone, don't suck like me :))
 
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bs!

2 reasons to love a girl

1. I am hungry, and I can't afford to hire a chef
2. I am bored, and I can't afford to go to the movie
 
I second Huong's second point.

Son just counterproves the one he quotes by his last sentence :p
Duc: you haven't met the one u really love yet :))
 
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nguyen quynh my đã viết:
I second Huong's second point.

Son just counterproves the one he quotes by his last sentence :p
Duc: you haven't met the one u really love yet :))
Let me rephrase what you've just said:
Blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah...
:))
You still don't know, do you hehehe
 
.How cute they are when they eat
.How cute they are when they argue
.The way they fish for compliments
.The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
.The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
:)) Are those compliments? No comment:D You are pretty brave, bro Son. Don't forget to tell her all this on a special occasion, and you'll appreciate how cute 'they' really are. Then return to this topic, too, with another poem ;)

I like the 25th best :x
 
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No girls, no life
No girls, no love
No girls, no heroes​


No guy'd be offended ;)
P.S: Gays and would-be bachelors are advised against complementing on my poem:mrgreen:
 
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Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
:)) Are those compliments? No comment:D You are pretty brave, bro Son. Don't forget to tell her all this on a special occasion, and you'll really appreciate how cute 'they' really are. Then return to this topic, too, with another poem ;)

I like the 25th best :x

Those cheesy things are just suitable on paper(or computer screen?). I prefer more concrete things when talking to her. But heck! where is my "her"? 8-} Anyway, I really believe in the things said in my first post. :)>-
Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
No girls, no life
No girls, no love
No girls, no heroes
True, but it's true the other way around too :)) :beerchug:
 
Hồ Lam Sơn đã viết:
Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
:)) Are those compliments? No comment:D You are pretty brave, bro Son. Don't forget to tell her all this on a special occasion, and you'll really appreciate how cute 'they' really are. Then return to this topic, too, with another poem ;)

I like the 25th best :x

Those cheesy things are just suitable on paper(or computer screen?). I prefer more concrete things when talking to her. But heck! where is my "her"? 8-} Anyway, I really believe in the things said in my first post. :)>-
Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
No girls, no life
No girls, no love
No girls, no heroes
True, but it's true the other way around too :)) :beerchug:

:)) rarely see a guy with such a nice attitude towards girls ;) Pero you prove to be way too experienced to ask "Where's my "her"?" :p
 
Hồ Lam Sơn đã viết:
Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
No girls, no life
No girls, no love
No girls, no heroes
True, but it's true the other way around too :)) :beerchug:
Is this your ''other way around'' ?;)
No guys, better life
No guys, better love
No guys, more heroines

Then it's quite true, i agree b-)
 
Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
Is this your ''other way around'' ?;)
No guys, better life
No guys, better love
No guys, more heroines

Then it's quite true, i agree b-)

Lesbians' slogan.
 
Trịnh Xuân Dũng đã viết:
Lesbians' slogan.

Nguyễn Hà Phương đã viết:
Gays and would-be bachelors are advised against complementing on my poem

j/k:mrgreen: Alrite then, lets not talk 'bout those anymore. Không chị Hương cầm chổi đuổi cả lũ ra ngoài bi giờ ^_^
 
if u talk 'bout girls
then ask why guys love 'em
ask Adam why he made Eva----> how long can u stand being the only man in the universe?
ask how u were born B-)
ask what'd happen if there were only boys in this world---> then they'd all bcome gays
 
Đặng Liên Hương đã viết:
...ask what'd happen if there were only boys in this world---> then they'd all bcome gays...
So what 'bout only gals ? same thing lah ! :)) jk :D

Just a little wonder 'bout wat is being talked in this thread, is it a waste of time arguing like that ? How come u present urself in this world without the existence of both ur mum and dad ? Keep following the topic is a better idea i think.

my 2 cents,
 
to PVC: nah, i didn't mean to start such an argument cuz it would never end :p :D
i just think guys should try to understand and appreciate girls more. when a guy says another girl is boring, it's simply b/c he hasn't known her well enough. some quiet and shy girls turn out to be so deep, so thoughtful once i get close to them. :x
 
i just think guys should try to understand and appreciate girls more. when a guy says another girl is boring, it's simply b/c he hasn't known her well enough. some quiet and shy girls turn out to be so deep, so thoughtful once i get close to them.
nice, lol, so what you implied is that no girl can possibly be boring, as being boring, superficial, whatever are honors and priveleges reserved for man alone? I sense a sexist here, sis. :D
 
okie, the reason why girls aren't boring is that they are relatively more complicated than guys. There is always so much goin' on in their mind. In a society where girls are judged primarily based on appearance, it's tough for them to prove themselves. Plus, a girl can easily be considered arrogant if she boasts a little bit, guys aren't like that.
;)
to know more about girls, take Women's studies at Smith :p
 
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