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:)) hồi lâu lắm rồi mà anh :D xem ngộ vãi :D
 
:)) :)) :))... vãi :)) :)) :))... Peace on you sir... Piss on you too, you sonnawabich :)) :)) :))
 
hỏi khí không phải:D sonnawabich nghĩa là j` thế nhỉ :-?
 
The Italian tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in
London. The letter read as follows:
Dear Signor Diretorre,
Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma
from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no
shit in my bed? I calla down the receptione and tell: "I wanna shit". They
tella me "Go to the toillett". I said "No, no. I wanna shit in my bed".
They said "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What is
sonnawabitch?
I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point
to toast "I wanna pisss". She tella me "Go to the toillett". I say "No, no.
I wanna piss on my
plate". She then say to me "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,
you sonnawabitch". Second person who do not even know me and call
sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch?
Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I
tella waitress" I wanna fock", and shell tella me "Sure everybody wanna
fock". I tell her "No, No. You don't understand. I wanna fock on the
table". She then tell me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get
your ass outa here!"
So I go to the receptione and ask for bills I no wanna stay in your hotel
no more.
When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and peace be
with you" I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch" I go back to Italy! I
never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
 
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