Hoàng Lê Anh
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It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent....................................... 12 Calories
Without consent................................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................... 8 Calories
With one hand...................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................... 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................... 6 Calories
Without an erection............................... 315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down...................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up.................................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier................................ 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real.............................................. 112 Calories
False............................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................................ 80 Calories
40-49 years....................................... 124 Calories
50-59 years....................................... 972 Calories
60-69 years...................................... 2916 Calories
70 and over...............................................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..............................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..............1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories
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It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent....................................... 12 Calories
Without consent................................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................... 8 Calories
With one hand...................................... 12 Calories
With your teeth.................................... 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................... 6 Calories
Without an erection............................... 315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down...................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up.................................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................... 216 Calories
Doggy Style....................................... 326 Calories
Italian chandelier................................ 912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real.............................................. 112 Calories
False............................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging............................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately............................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... 816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years........................................ 80 Calories
40-49 years....................................... 124 Calories
50-59 years....................................... 972 Calories
60-69 years...................................... 2916 Calories
70 and over...............................................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..............................................32 Calories
In a hurry..........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..............1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories
