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[Doãn Hoàng Lan (Hoàng Lan)]

Mental Patient​

John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling John out. The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK. The doctor said, "David, we have good news and bad news for you! The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all." David replied, "Doctor, John didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry."

 

[Nguyễn Thu Hiền (Hien-12van)]

) ) Mental sickness need special treatment!
The doctor should be hang also for his carelessness

 

[Đặng Hoàng Hiếu (hieudeptrai134)]

should be hang

"Should be hung", sis )
You must also be hung for your carelessness

 

[Nguyễn Hoài Anh (Jim)]

And Hiếu should be hung for his hubris ) (just learned the word in Mythology)

 

[Doãn Hoàng Lan (Hoàng Lan)]

So much fun seeing you guys hanging each other =D> . Now I learn that not only mental patients but also "seemingly normal people" enjoy hanging so much 8-} (j/k)

 

[Doãn Hoàng Lan (Hoàng Lan)]

Flying First Class​

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so." Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her
to move from her seat. The pilot replied, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

 

[Trần Thế Phong (darkglory)]

And Hiếu should be hung for his hubris (just learned the word in Mythology)

All you three should be hanged (Not hung anymore) for your judgement )
And the story, the blonde girls are always like that )