English story :))

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A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, "Blowjob, five dollars". He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was "Mom, what's a blowjob?". His mom replies "Five dollars, just like downtown!".
 
The mom thought the son is asking her for a blow job, she literally means " It costs 5$, just like in downtown" :| that's a baaaaad joke >_<
 
=)), đến khổ thằng con.
@ai ko hiểu thì Blowjob nó đại loại như ăn chuối ý :))
 
A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says not bad. Golfpro: "Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts". The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!" Now the woman takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your husbands dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, but now try taking the club out of your mouth and hit the ball."
 
À mà phải thừa nhận là em Trung đáng yêu thật =)) Ăn chuối thì được tiền, bởi vì là người được ăn chuối thì được cảm thấy thoải mái em ạ. Kiểu như tống bớt được một ít chuối cho người khác ý =))
 
at last, the woman's holding an oboe (as you said before) instead of a golf club. =))
 
A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her. She wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it erects, it said Wendy and when it was limp, it said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon. Wendy told her husband to go to get them a drink, so he went to a stand on the beach and noticed the man who was waiting on him also had a Wy on his penis. He said "oh you must have a wife named Wendy, too" and the waiter said "No mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica man have a nice day!!!'"

--> In this case, it's a bassoon, dear =)) =)) =))
 
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Truyện cuối =))
Nhg mà sao cả nhà k ủng hộ cái tiếu lâm của kiên =(( buồn phát khóc =((
 
Vào ủng hộ em Kiên rồi nhá. Mãi anh mới tìm được một cái truyện nhắng nhắng để post :D
 
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