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I like this story. Very cute.
[size=+1]“Deep and Meaningful”[/size]
- Jules -
HIM:
“Hey.”
I am an idiot. I am an idiot. I am an idiot. “Hey.” What kind of line is that? “Hey.” Smooth. I think I’m losing my touch.
HER:
“Hi.”
I can’t believe I said that. I can not believe I said that. I said that. I really said that.
I said “hi”. What kind of a response is that? OH NO. I just didn’t. Oh I did. I just flicked my hair didn’t I. Why did I just flick my hair? I hate it when other girls flick their hair when they are talking to a cute guy and I just did it. I flicked my damn hair. Oh god.
HIM:
She just flicked her hair. Good sign. Does that mean she still likes me after that “Hey”? Do I still have an inkling of a chance? Okay think of something to say. Think. Think. Why is this so hard? You’re used to talking. You’ve done all those interviews right? Think. Think. I’m pulling a blank. Why don’t I have anything to say? I always have something to say. Somebody please give me something intellegent to say! Where are the other guys when you need them? Think. Think.
“So...Do you come to these things often?”
Agh. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Where did that come from?
HER:
“Not usually. My friend Miranda...she dragged me along. She didn’t want to go by herself. Her mother is cousins with his mother's friend's aunt...so...I...our friend...she...well... Joanna was supposed to come but couldn’t at the last minute. I'm actually from LA and I was visiting so she thought it would be a brilliant idea if I came along with her instead...”
That was cute. Could we not make the explanation any longer? He doesn’t care. You’re giving too much detail. You’re losing him. You should have just said yes. But no you had to go for the long explanation. You did it again! You’re babbling. Can he tell you’re nervous? He can tell can’t he. OH GOD. This is a nightmare. I can’t believe that...OH. Did he just smile?
HIM:
She’s babbling. She’s cute when she rambles on and on. She’s blushing. Does she know how attractive that is? Oh. She just smiled at me. Do I have a stupid grin on my face? I must look like such a fool. What is wrong with me? What am I thinking? Ask her to dance. Ask her if you can get her another drink. Say something. Say something.
“Oh.”
Agh. You weren’t supposed to say that!
HER:
Oh? Oh? Is that all he has to say? This is terrible. He thinks you’re boring. He thinks you’re an airhead. Great. Great. Wonderful first impression here! You’re obviously not deep and meaningful. Apperantly you didn’t learn as much in school as you thought you did! He thinks you’re an idiot. Oh GOD I just flicked my hair again.
HIM:
OH GOD. She must think I’m not listening. She probably thinks I’m so boring. Tell me that she’s remotely interested in me. Just give me a sign. Please tell me that I’m not that big of a loser. You moron. YES! She just flicked her hair again. There is hope!
“Could I get you a drink?”
Finally! Something to work with!
HER:
“I actually just got one.”
You ruined it. Did you see the expression on his face when you pointed out your full glass? He’s going to walk away from you now. He’s going to find someone better to talk to. Damn. He’s cute too. You should have lied. You could have pretended the drink wasn’t yours. This is so pathetic. You are terrible!
HIM:
You idiot! She had a full glass! Now she's thinking of what an idiot you are! Think of something to save yourself….think….think…
“Oh not now. I said could I get you a drink sometime? Sorry, I should have spoken louder. The music was a bit loud."
Yes! Quick save. You’re back in the game!
HER:
“Sure. I’d like that.”
Oh. He meant later? YES! He IS interested. He’s smiling at you. He has the best smile. Damn. For the love of...I flicked my hair again. I need to stop flipping my freaking hair...
HIM:
She flicked her hair again. You still have a chance! Go for it...
“Well how about for now we just dance?
Oh that was bold. Talk about smooth transition! Where did that come from? Did you actually say that? The other guys would be so proud!
HER:
“I’d love to!”
Oh the girls would be so proud!
HIM:
She’s cute when she smiles.
HER:
He’s cute when he smiles.
HIM:
I think she likes me.
HER:
He likes me!
HIM:
I guess I’m not an idiot.
HER:
I guess I am deep and meaningful.
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