Danh ngôn về Đàn ông !!

[Thuy Van (Giri)]

-Người đời thường nói đàn ông là chủ gia đình , nhưng thực sự họ là nô lệ của gia đình (Alphonse kaar)

-Người đàn ông lương thiện có thể yêu như điên, nhưng không thể yêun như một người ngu ( La rochefoucauld )

-Ngườì đàn ông mỗi khi đã bị tình yêu xâm chiếm thì không khác gì ngọn đèn lồng chỉ còn sáng có một bên ( louis de robert)

-Người đàn ông thành đạt yêu người đàn bà không phải đòi hỏi người dàn bà yêu mình , mà chỉ muốn làm sao cho mình yêu người đàn bà ấy thôi (Andre´ Roussin)

-Mỗi người đàn ông là một cuốn sách nếu ta biết đọc nó ( William Ellery Channing)

-Kế cũng lạ cho đàn ông , họ rất rộng lượng với người đàn bà làm họ tieu tan tài sản , nhưng lại rất khó tính đối với những đàn bà mang tiền đến cho họ (Marice Donnay )

-Đối với người đàn ông tha thứ điều gì cũng được , nhưng lãng quên thì không bao giờ (Augier)

-Đàn ông thích biểu dương trước người đàn bà đẹp , và chập nhận thua thiệt trong bóng tối ( De Pavie)

-Tình yêu của các chàng trai không nằm ở trái tim , mà ở đôi mắt (Shakespeare)

-Miệng lưỡi của tình yêu nằm trong mắt chàng ( Flecher)

-Đứa con trai nào lúc bé thương mẹ nhiều nhất , thì lớn lên sẽ thương vợ nhiều nhất (Vincent De paul )

-Người đàn ông đẹp thì đễ coi , mà người đàn ông thông minh thì đễ sống (mp...)

-Người đàn ông nào ngoài xã hội hung hăng nhất , lại là kẻ nhút nhát trong gia đình với vợ (Jean Paul Satre)

-Cái nhược điểm duy nhất của đàn ông là thích nói ngọt và sợ nước mắt (Vacherot)

-Đàn ông hung dữ với ai cũng được trừ ra vợ ( De Musset)

-Trong phong kín người đàn ông nào cũng dễ cả (milton)

-Người đàn ông nào yêu nhiều nhất là người đàn ông chết sớm nhất (Ingelend)

-Đừng ca ngợi đàn ông khi họ đẹp , mà cũng đừng khinh họ vì họ xấu trai ( thánh kinh )

-Trong tình yêu chiến thắng của đàn ông là chạy trốn (Napoleon)

-Những sự yếu hèn của người đàn ông đã làm nên sức mạnh cho người đàn bà (Voltaire)

-Người đàn ông ít xấu hổ về những tội ác của họ bằng những sự yếu đuối và cái hư vinh của họ ( Jean De la bruyere)

-Người đàn ông khởi đầu bằng tình yêu , kết thức bằng tham vọng , và thường chỉ cảm thấy thật bình thản khi họ chết ( Jean De La ...)

-Chỉ có hai loại đàn ông hiểu đuợc phu nữ , một đã chết va loại kia thì điên khùng (Leopold )

-Đàn ông thích đưa mắt tìm hái những bông hoa đang nở , và ngoảnh đi khỏi những bông hoa héo tàn ( Sophocles)
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[Hà Phương Linh (halinh)]

Danh ngôn về ....cái váy:
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
(Françoise Sagan)

 

[Trần Lan Vy (sweetcandy)]

oh , cho em post them cai nay vao ,,no la fun facts about men

50 Facts About Men
by Rita Rudner


1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

4. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the "nice" of bald.

5. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

6. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates really hard, he can help his team. If his team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room. If they are really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.

7. If it's attention you want, don't get involved with a man during play-off season.

8. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

9. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

10. All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

11. The way a man looks at himself in the mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.

12. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to KNOW.

13. Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps.

14. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow instead of a gun.

15. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

16. Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.

17. All men hate to hear "We need to talk." No matter what the subject is, these seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Norman Schwarzkopf.

18. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log doesn't burn, he will take it personally.

19. Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

20. All men think they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.

21. Men do not get cellulite. Another point for g-d possibly being a man.

22. Men have an easier time shopping for a bathing suit. Women have two types: Depressing and More depressing! Men have two types: Nerdy and Not Nerdy.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in the winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

24. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my g-d, I'm so embarrassed. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo!"

25. Most men hate to shop. That is why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

26. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

27. If you are dating a man who you think might be Mr. Right if he only: a) got older b) got a new job or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a rude awakening. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.

28. Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get looser, baggier and longer.

29. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

30. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.

31. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

32. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

33. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice, voluntarily.

34. Most women are introspective. "Am I In Love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

35. If a man says "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't FORGET... he didn't LOSE your number... he didn't DIE! He just didn't want to call you.

36. Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He said, "Yes. But not with each other."

37. Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of the sight of women.

38. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

39. Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side, "Ruth, you look great." Ruth: "I do? Must be the lighting."

40. Impulse buying is not macho. Men rarely call the Home Shopping Network.

41. Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

42. Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

43. Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

44. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

45. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume his clothing has shrunk.

46. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause: you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

47. Men forget everything. Women remember everything.

48. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

49. Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

50. All men would still really like to own a train set

 

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