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Randomly found this on a site... so yeah.....i'm puttin' it here (I don't agree with number three!)
10 Things Men Don't Know About Women
by Patty Lamberti
1. We don't like it when you show us how to lift weights. We think it means you think we're fat.
2. We don't like it when you suggest going out to eat at a healthy restaurant, for the same reason.
3. We don't consider kissing another man cheating. But if you were to kiss another woman, it would be cheating.
4. Unlike you, we want to hang out with your family.
5. If you are responsible for our cat running away, the relationship will end shortly.
6. We want something on Valentine's Day, even if we said we didn't.
7. The more you know about pop culture, the more we love you.
8. We think it's gross when you stick your tongue in our ears.
9. There really is something reassuring about your body odor.
10. Any friendships you have with other women freak us out, even if we say it's fine.
10 Things Men Don't Know About Women
by Patty Lamberti
1. We don't like it when you show us how to lift weights. We think it means you think we're fat.
2. We don't like it when you suggest going out to eat at a healthy restaurant, for the same reason.
3. We don't consider kissing another man cheating. But if you were to kiss another woman, it would be cheating.
4. Unlike you, we want to hang out with your family.
5. If you are responsible for our cat running away, the relationship will end shortly.
6. We want something on Valentine's Day, even if we said we didn't.
7. The more you know about pop culture, the more we love you.
8. We think it's gross when you stick your tongue in our ears.
9. There really is something reassuring about your body odor.
10. Any friendships you have with other women freak us out, even if we say it's fine.
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