Men are like... Bananas... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like... Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like... Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like... Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
--> They're true....^^ b-) >-