Who doesn't want to have fun?

[Nguyễn Diệu Hương (dieuhautotbung)]

I just want to post some funny stories. If you are sick of tons of serious posts, it is time for fun. :biggrin:

:wink:
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home.
"Thank God you answered," I said when Scott picked up. "There's this alarming sound coming from under the van. For a minute, I thought I was dragging you down the highway."
"And you didn't stop?"



I was talking about how addictive games on the Internet can be.
"I know, I've been playing them too much," agreed my daughter.
"Why do you say that?" I asked
"Just before I start dreaming at night, a blue strip appears with the words 'Loading, pleases wait.' "

 

[Nguyễn Diệu Hương (dieuhautotbung)]

Mistakes happen

Here is the note I received form a parent explainign why her daughter was absent from school: "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterdau. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."

And here is another incident:

During a wake in Madagascar, it is customary, before presenting one's condolences to the family, to pause before the body, which is often covered with a simple bed sheet. One day, as friends of ours paused respectfully before a drapped form, a relative of the deceased approached them.
"Excuse me," he whispered discreetly. "The body is in the other room. This is the piano."